Tote Bag — "If You Have a Boat, I Have a Throat" Funny Nautical Quote
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This tote bag carries a bold, salty sense of humor and a rugged, sea-ready attitude. The phrase “If you have a boat, I have a throat” is printed confidently across the fabric — a cheeky nod to marina banter and long days on the water. It feels like the kind of bag tossed into the back of a truck, slung over a shoulder before a dawn launch, or hung on a dock post while friends argue about engines and tide. Lightweight but sturdy, it moves easily from boat deck to beach blanket, keeping essentials organized without getting in the way of conversation or chores. The design speaks to people who live around boats — anglers, deckhands, weekend captains — and carries that community’s rough humor into everyday errands and shoreline gatherings.
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body that resists wear and dries quickly
- Reinforced handle stitching for added carry strength
- Boxed corners for extra interior volume and structure
- Choice of 5 handle colors and three size options to suit use
- Non-woven laminate interior with a single large storage compartment
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
100% Polyester body
Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
Seamless thread color
Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems
Reinforced stitching on handles
A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Boxed corners
Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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